A CATCHY TUNE

I posted this on my personal facebook,.. thought I'd share with you guys are well,.

This was a little diddie that was written for me for my birthday party - a gathering of my closest friends and loved ones.. aptly entitled: BOOBAPALOOZA.

A show was performed ( I have such talented friends). One of them wrote this one for me. So, if you've ever been a fan of re-writing song lyrics,.. well,.. here ya go:

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To be sung to the tune of "Night Moves" by Bob Seger.

They were a little too small, could have used a few pounds.

Nippled points, perky and round.

She was a black haired beauty with big dark eyes,

just needed one more thing, to keep 'em hypnotized.

Down to the clinic, to the surgeon plastic.

Said, "Make 'em big, bouncy and drastic.

Make 'em so big that I can't see my shoes."

Oh Diana Knight's boobs.

Those things could make some front-page Playboy news.

Oh Diana Knight's boobs.

They're no longer smalll, oh no, far from it.

It's a long, long way, from summit to summit.

A silicon playground fit for a lord.

Stirring my sword.

And I'd sneak a peek, any chance I could.

Just the thought of it now, mmmm, it's giving me wood.

Left one, right one, they are quite a pair.

She got more than her share.

Oh Diana Knight's boobs.

They say the best things come in twos.

Oh Diana Knight's boobs.

(I think it's hummer time.

Sweet, hummer time, hummer time.)

Oh, I wonder,

It must be frightening,

The strain your bra is under.

The strain your bra is under.

I awoke last night from a dream of hooters.

Pearl necklaces, and single shooters.

Started looking around for a tissue and some lube.

Thinking 'bout Diana Knight's boobs.

Think I just dribbled on my shoes.

Oh Diana Knight's boobs.

With the cleavage closing in...............

Knight's boobs...

(Nice boobs.)

Knight's boobs...

(Nice boobs.)

Can I motor boat 'em?

Motorboat?

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